1. Be a new person in a large group of people who don't know you.
2. Make sure those people know each other.
3. Act sort of like you might be on the autistic spectrum or sit near someone who does.
4. Wear a head scarf that covers your whole head and neck in a room full of protestants.
5. Enjoy not having to talk to anyone!
(We went to Bethany's band recital this evening. I'm glad she's in home school band. Really, I am.)